Madonna makes a big booby

Madonna posted a quote from Margaret Thatcher on Instagram: ‘If you set out to be liked, you would be prepared to compromise on anything at any time, and you would achieve nothing.’

She added the caption: ‘Thank you Margaret Thatcher! #unapologetic #rebelheart.’

In a heartbeat, the homosexual lobby was howling with outrage over the singer’s support for the Tory Prime Minister who introduced the hated Section 28, which banned the promotion of gay lifestyles in schools.

after being bombarded with abuse, Madonna, who was voted one of the biggest gay icons of all time, backed down and agreed to delete it.

The alternative was having hundreds of homosexuals picketing her concerts and screaming: Madgie, Madgie, Madgie! OUT, OUT, OUT! SPEAKING of the homosexual lobby, plans for Europe’s first rainbow zebra crossing in support of gay rights may have to be abandoned.

There are fears that the multi-coloured crossing could give dementia sufferers hallucinations. You couldn’t make it up. The design was unveiled during Gay Pride week in Totnes, Devon. Mat Price, of the group Proud2Be, dismissed objections from the Alzheimer’s Society and complained: ‘If this keeps going backwards we will not be the first in Europe to do this, we will be the 40th.’

A rainbow zebra crossing is the kind of thing you expect to find in Islington, or one of the other loony London boroughs.

But Totnes? It’s hardly a walk on the wild side. FORMER Tory treasurer Lord Ashcroft claims nigel Farage models himself on Boycie from Only Fools And Horses. Ashcroft meant it as an insult, but I’m sure Farage will take it as a compliment. Being compared to Boycie could be worth thousands of extra votes in marginal Thanet, which includes Margate, venue for the famous nags Head’s Jolly Boys Outing. Marleeeeeene!