Straight to the POINT

WHEN is the latest blockbuster film being released? The Guardians Of The Establishment, featuring MI5, MI6, the police and CPS. The trouble is, I’ve heard there isn’t much action.

AUBREY REED, Ebbw Vale, Gwent.

IF PRINCE HARRY goes to Australia (Mail), it would be wonderful if he found a beautiful, downto-earth Aussie girl, as did Prince Frederick of Denmark, whose Princess Mary is a huge asset to the Danish Royal Family.

DANA PERRIN, Ticehurst, Sussex.

I’M THINKING of giving up eating. At the rate at which people are labelling things ‘bad’ for us, there won’t be anything left anyway.

MANDI MARTIN, Birmingham. WHEN will people realise you can’t empty half of the world into the other half? It’s just not feasible.

Mrs P. COLLINS, Isleworth, Middx. OVER 75? Sign here if you’re ready for death (Mail). Just 80, I’ve received 25p extra on my pension and thought it was an insult. I now realise it’s a generous contribution to my funeral expenses.

BRIAN BEST, High Wycombe, Bucks.

I HOPE all those politicians currently cuddling babies have been Criminal Records Bureau checked?

HENRY MacDONALD, Westcliff-on-Sea, Essex.

THOSE who’ve been impressed by Nicola Sturgeon should remember how well Nick Clegg came across during the leader’s debates in 2010 — and see where that got us.

ELIZABETH HALL, Penzance, Cornwall.

THE tragic shipwreck and deaths of refugees in the Med are reminiscent of a chapter in Jean Raspial’s book The Camp Of The Saints. No amount of posturing by our eminent politicians will serve one jot to control the influx.

PAUL SNELL, Heanor, Derbys.