HIS BIZARRE AND SLIGHTLY SCARY VIEWS On the end of the world . . . On his latest opponent . . . On rival David Haye . . . On humanity’s potential . . . On his lack of major sponsors . . .

‘The devil is very strong at the minute, very strong, and I believe the end is near. The Bible tells me the end is near. The world tells me the end is near. Just a short few years, I reckon, away from being finished.’ ‘I know (Wladimir) Klitschko is a devil-worshipper. They are involved in bigger circles and stuff like that and do magic tricks and whatever. You can go on YouTube and watch them playing with magic.’ ‘You can’t even mention that man’s name on the same line as me because he ain’t a man, he’s a fairy . . .’ ‘They say we only use a small portion of our brains. So maybe when we die, the full brain is unlocked. Maybe we can time travel. Maybe we can be anywhere at once. Maybe we can teleport. These aren’t new words. Teleport ain’t a new word. It’s written in the scriptures.’ ‘I’m too real for people to get on board and back me.’

On his ambitions to be next MP for Morecambe . . .

‘People walking around West End of Morecambe like the living dead, they need help, I want to help! Vote Tyson Fury for clean streets.’

On suggestions he’s unhinged . . .

‘I’m not really too interested in what people think about my mindset because it’s none of their business, is it? Who has the authority to step into my brain and have a little mooch round in there, other than myself?’