Straight to the POINT

÷ GIVEN the time it’s taken to publish the Chilcot Report, shouldn’t we start the inquiry into the Syrian war now?

PETER CHEGWIDDEN, Sheppey, Kent. ÷ DAVID CAMERON has kidded MPs to vote to send our aeroplanes to fire ten missiles costing £100,000 each to wipe out a lone bloke on a moped, who might or might not be a terrorist. What a salesman!

TREVOR MURDIN, Leigh-on-Sea, Essex. ÷ WHY is the BBC’s reporting of the Paris Climate Change Conference omitting the phrase ‘so-called’ from its wording?

DAVID BECK, Waterlooville, Hants. ÷ HAD the Hatton Garden gang made a film called The Great Tom Robbery about carrying out their daring raid, they might now be sitting on a fortune instead of in prison cells.

BILLY GATES, Rainham, Essex. ÷ IN THE future, we’ll create vast greenhouses to grow food in rockwool. Why not simply eat the good old soil-grown food that supermarkets force farmers to destroy because it’s ‘ugly’?

MAURICE ROWE, Essex. ÷ IS STRICTLY fishy? ‘That’s codswallop, so clam up and don’t make waves,’ says the BBSea.

PETER MALLER, Henley-on-Thames, Oxon. ÷ JOSE MOURINHO with the hump looks remarkably similar to Jack Dee.

MIKE BUSBY, Birchington, Kent. ÷ RATHER than questioning the existence of God, the Archbishop of Canterbury should be acknowledging the existence of the Devil.

DOROTHY JEFFRIES, Cockermouth, Cumbria. ÷ IT DOESN’T matter what a designer dog is called, cockapoo, labradoodle, puggles or jackapoo: it’s still a cross breed and therefore, though adorable, just a mongrel.