Straight to the POINT

THE Pope tells us Donald Trump isn’t a Christian and, in his defence, Trump shows us the Bible his mother gave him. Let’s hope he starts reading it soon.

PETER GODDARD, Hook, Hants.

‘HOW VIP do we gotta get?’ shouted Paul McCartney at a bouncer barring his entry to a party. Had he spoken English, rather than affected American, he might have been allowed in.

E. MacFADYEN, Mountsorrel, Leics.

SIMPLY relocate Happy Valley (Letters) to Mumbles — it would make more sense.

BILL MORTIMORE, Cirencester, Glos.

I’VE noticed several cases recently where the judge has been easily taken in by hardened criminals supposedly repenting. It shows what a sheltered life our judges live.

DEREK EDGE, Macclesfield. ÷

FIVE hundred new UK jobs at Amazon — and 1,000 retail shops close in small UK rural towns . . .

JOHN LOWARCH, Oswestry, Shropshire.

SHOULD we be conned into staying in Europe, we can all become Europeans: strike like the French, boss everyone around like the Germans, spend like the Greeks and expect to claim loads of benefits.

DAVE HAYES, Sandwich, Kent.

TEENAGERS answering 111 calls (Mail) is OK by me. I find they know everything anyway.

CHRIS ATKIN, Retford, Notts.

£270,000 the price of ‘wedded bliss’ (Mail)? After 53 years of marriage to the same woman, I can say it was money well spent.

BRIAN LYNCH, Brentwood, Essex.

IT’S true NHS doctors ‘knew what they were signing up for’ (Letters), but now, arbitrarily, Jeremy Hunt is trying to change it.

JOHN OLD, Nuneaton, Warks.