JONATHAN CAINER

Hi Jonathan, I remember as a child ‘knowing’ events before they happened and recognising places as familiar, though I had never been there (according to my mother). Pam Dear Jonathan, I’m in my 60s and remember seeing apparitions as a child that I still can’t explain. My brother, who is more in touch with his psychic abilities, has ‘seen’ much throughout his lifetime. No one can ever convince me we don’t have natural abilities. We just block them out as adults. Janet Hi Jonathan, Having psychic vision is only half the battle. The real ability lies in interpreting it correctly. Kristian

ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20 ASSUMPTIONS get us into trouble, especially when we aren’t even aware that we are making them. Often, we confuse ‘what we know’ with ‘what we think we know’. Too late, we discover we had been getting truth and fiction intertwined. Other than a possible passing problem with pride, no damage need be done by today’s discovery of a key fact — as long, that is, as adjustments are made. Adapt to new information and trust your natural talent for finding the hidden advantage in an apparent problem. Change your life with a spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth now! Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21 WE NEVER fully know what the consequences of our actions will be. We have an idea, of course, and if we happen to have been born under a zodiac sign renowned for bestowing patience and common sense, we try to think these things through before we make a move. Even so, we can be surprised. Sometimes, pleasantly surprised. You have lately set what seemed like a minor process in motion. Here is where you discover that it is leading to bigger, better things than you ever imagined possible. Treat yourself to some valuable insight and priceless information. Call your personal Moon-sign forecast: 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 — June 22 WHEN we worry more than we need to, we impair our judgement. We compromise our ability to be objective. We can’t tell whether we are worrying for a good reason. That makes us even more worried. Thus we fail to make sensible decisions, so we don’t seize our opportunities and we edge ever closer towards problematic territory. I’m not trying to suggest that all you need to do now is stop worrying. You will have to do more than that. But it will still be a step in the right direction. Change your life with a spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth now! Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 — July 23 THERE are few rewards for the members of the Martyrs’ Club. When you join, you get more causes to sacrifice yourself to and a growing number of people who want you to put their needs ahead of your own. You can’t remember ever joining such a society? Well, maybe, you didn’t but your actions effectively got you inducted. You are practically its president these days. But if you are in charge, you can change the rules! Today doesn’t have to be about bending over backwards for someone else. Treat yourself to some valuable insight and priceless information. Call your personal Moon-sign forecast: 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 — Aug 23 ORGANISATIONS are forever handing out feedback forms and asking for reviews. The creator of the cosmos seemingly offers no such facility. Where are we ever asked to rate our days with stars from one to five? Does some heavenly voice boom down from the clouds and invite us to say how likely it is that we would recommend the experience of life on Earth to a friend? The gods know better than to ask such things! Yet, oddly, if they were to ask you today, they might get a surprisingly high score! Change your life with a spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth now! Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23 IF WE feel sure something is wrong or bad, we are hardly going to be blessed with a vision about how some good may come of it. All we will see, when we look, is more to make us dismayed and disappointed. If we wish to find hope, we must be willing to create it. An open mind is such a valuable thing. A negative attitude is so counter-productive. Something wonderful can start to happen in your world today, but you have to convince yourself of this, then start

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LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23 ‘FORTUNE, ’they say, ‘favours the brave.’ Are Librans brave? That depends on which astrologer you ask. Some say that to be born under your sign is to be forever considering the implications of every choice. The longer you chew everything over, the more likely it is that only the safe, sensible option will be left. Sometimes, you almost force yourself to act impulsively, just to avoid becoming frozen with indecision. There is an element of risk in spontaneity. But today, it may well be wisest to act on impulse. Change your life with a spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth now! Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22 YOU are good at what you do. You have such skill, insight and natural ability. What, in particular, is it that you do? Well, though your activities take many forms and could be categorised in many different ways, they stem from a basic expression of an impulse at the heart of your nature. You are you. You are good at being you. You are the only you that has ever been — or ever will be! None of that adds up to a justification for arrogance, but it certainly makes a good reason to feel confident today. Treat yourself to some valuable insight and priceless information. Call your personal Moon-sign forecast: 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21 THANK you for coming here for your forecast. I’m flattered that someone as busy and important as yourself has found time to read this. My friends won’t believe me when I say I gave you a reading. They’ll say, ‘Surely, a person who is responsible for almost everything in the world doesn’t need astrology?’ ‘Aha,’ I shall explain, ‘they are not responsible for everything, they just think they are. They came to me to be reminded to relax!’ Well, you did, didn’t you? And now… you can! Change your life with a spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth now! Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20 WE SHOULD tread gently around the sensitivities of those with whom we find ourselves obliged to interact. We should try to put ourselves in their shoes and imagine how we might feel if someone was saying to us what we feel inclined to say to them. This isn’t really rocket science. You hardly need an astrologer to draw your attention to it unless, that is, you happen to be in a situation where the obvious is not quite so obvious due to the pressure of extenuating circumstances. Be delicate today. Treat yourself to some valuable insight and priceless information. Call your personal Moon-sign forecast: 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19 FAR too much rubbish is written about your zodiac sign and this perversely provides justification for some people to keep at a distance from their own deepest emotions. I’ve even come across Aquarians who wonder what is wrong with them because they empathise more than they suspect they should. But you are neither a robot nor an android. You are warm and kindhearted. Today, you make a generous gesture and it takes you closer to an emotional breakthrough. Change your life with a spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth now! Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20 IT ISN’T just when two people don’t know each other well that the potential for misunderstanding can arise. Even within a situation where there is familiarity based on experience, assumptions can be made. The big questions now are, ‘Who really wants things to be the way they are and who is just going along with what they think someone else wants, in the hope of keeping a kind of peace? Or might you now face a situation in which everyone is compromising? That, at least, can be resolved, today. Treat yourself to some valuable insight and priceless information. Call your personal Moon-sign forecast: 0906 751 5612.