JONATHAN CAINER

French Impressionist art is all the rage in the Daily Mail this week, so it seems apt to mention that Pierre-Auguste renoir was born today in 1841. This Piscean painter was just a few weeks younger than Monet, a Scorpio, born november 14, 1840. Perhaps the fluidity of their imagery is explained by them both belonging to water signs. It is important not to confuse claude Monet with edouard Manet. Though Manet’s work paved the way for Impressionism, Monet was more commercially successful during his own lifetime. Or, to put it another way, Monet made more money than Manet! ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20 YOU are remarkably

resourceful. You have forgotten more than many other people have ever learned, but you can get those memories back if you ever need them. It is not just in the realm of useful information that you are blessed. You have gained wisdom, too, through finding out the hard way what works and what doesn’t. The past contains a clue to the future today. Don’t dwell on negative memories. Recall positive experiences, which, if applied to a new situation, could change everything for the better. Change your life with a spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth now! Call 0906 751 5601. TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21 SELF-FULFILLING prophecy works like this: ‘If you persuade yourself that something will happen, you make it much more likely that it will.’ Critics of astrology often cite this as a reason why folk should not believe in people like me. The sceptics say: ‘If my predictions for you ever come true, it is only because I planted ideas in your mind.’ Ah, but what about the ideas you have planted in your own mind? You currently doubt whether a plan will succeed. Yet that very doubt is all that stands in the way of success! Treat yourself to some valuable insight and priceless information. Call your personal Moon-sign forecast: 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 — June 22 YESTERDAY, we discussed the old children’s tale of The Magic Porridge Pot. I pointed out that negativity behaves a little like the porridge in that pot. It creates more of itself. It also, oddly, produces a desire to reach back into the pot and fetch out more. Now, of course, positivity works in the same way. You get it from the same pot! But first, you have to put enough into the pot to counteract the negativity that it is pouring forth so freely. You have it within yourself to set such a crucial change in motion today. Change your life with a spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth now! Call 0906 751 5603. CANCER June 23 — July 23 EVERY relationship involves a power struggle. That’s not just true of romantic involvements. Business and social interactions also contain a degree of to and fro or give and take, regarding levels of control and influence. Lately, in one comparatively delicate area of life, you’ve been getting the raw end of a deal. All things eventually change and all

pendulums, no matter how far they may have swung to one extreme, eventually swing back in the other direction. You’ll see what I mean by this

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LEO July 24 — Aug 23 WE’VE been talking, this week, about whether the cosmos should offer a ‘rate and review’ facility, so that all creatures can give their feedback. Perhaps we humans aren’t ever officially asked for such information because it is our job to collect the data. Maybe the trees, the birds and the animals are supposed to tell us how happy (or otherwise) they are and we’re supposed to pass it back up the line. Today, you get to report a development that has vastly pleased someone and this, in turn, will please you. Change your life with a spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth now! Call 0906 751 5605. VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23 SOME of us don’t mind letting the rest of the world know how very sensitive we are. Others prefer to disguise that sensitivity by putting up a tough front. If, when we look at someone, we can see only how impassive, impervious, detached or disinterested they are, we should see this as a suggestion that they are hiding a softer, more vulnerable side of their nature. Assume, today, that someone cares, even if their actions imply the opposite. Your best behaviour will yet bring out the best in them. Treat yourself to some valuable insight and priceless information. Call your personal Moon-sign forecast: 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23 ‘IT IS better,’ they say, ‘to keep quiet and leave others suspecting that you may be a fool, than to open your mouth and confirm their suspicion beyond doubt.’ That amusing old saying may well be responsible for many a zipped lip, yet what if you have something to say that is worth hearing? What if your response to an unsatisfactory situation is appropriate? What if you will do many people a favour through your willingness to put honesty ahead of a risked reputation? Be yourself today. Change your life with a spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth now! Call 0906 751 5607. SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22 PEOPLE do not always understand each other as fully as they imagine. Conversations often take place at crosspurposes. We imagine that others agree with us and take their silence as evidence of acceptance. Yet they may just be acting politely or reeling with such surprise at what they are hearing that they can simply think of no words with which to express their vehement opposition to our point. Don’t rely on anything other than a formal declaration of assent today. Until you get that, double-check. Treat yourself to some valuable insight and priceless information. Call your personal Moon-sign forecast: 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21 YOU’VE got to do this. You’ve got to do that. You must go here. You are supposed to be there. How will a chaotic situation get organised if you don’t apply your determination to it? When will you ever be able to expect progress unless you chivvy it all along? Though you fear that much is in danger of being overlooked, all is proceeding at a fair and reasonable pace. It may make more sense, today, to reset a few expectations, than to wrestle with a thousand deadlines of questionable necessity. Change your life with a spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth now! Call 0906 751 5609. CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20 WHAT do any of us want? What is our greatest desire, our most pressing need? Surely, all we aspire to is a sense of contentment and completion? We yearn to be at peace. We hunger to feel fulfilled. We may need to meet physical and psychological needs, but most of these boil down to little more than a desire for reassurance. If all is well in the world, all is surely well in your world, too. Today’s most important discovery involves the realisation that a problem is not as pressing as it once seemed. Treat yourself to some valuable insight and priceless information. Call your personal Moon-sign forecast: 0906 751 5610. AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19 ALL week long, I’ve been making one key point. Aquarians don’t really fit the description that is often given of them. You have a towering intellect. You can be impressively analytical and dauntingly observant. Yet to suggest that this, somehow, disqualifies you from any capacity to empathise is to misunderstand the immense sensitivity in your heart. You can stand back when you need to but you can also step forward wearing your heart on your sleeve. It’s a gesture like that, you are about to make now. Change your life with a spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth now! Call 0906 751 5611. PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20 PEOPLE don’t like to be impolite. They prefer to keep appointments, even if this will inconvenience them. They like to honour the promises they have made, regardless of how tricky it may be. They don’t even like to doublecheck. They feel that to say, ‘Are you sure this is what you want?’ is to cast an aspersion or to imply a desire to wriggle out of a commitment. Yet if too many delicate niceties are observed today, energy may yet end up getting invested in a plan that suits nobody. Don’t be afraid to ask. Treat yourself to some valuable insight and priceless information. Call your personal Moon-sign forecast: 0906 751 5612.