JONATHAN CAINER

Hi Jonathan, Recently I stumbled across an article that suggested people born in a valley would have a restricted view of the sky which would affect the ascendant/descendant lines in their birth charts. Can this be true? What about people born underground? JG Dear JG, Height affects our view of the horizon. Conventional horoscope calculations don’t take this into account. I vividly recall waiting to see a solstice sunrise one year and realising my view was being impeded by a row of trees. But your second question answers your first! ‘Notional positions’ are quite sufficient for astrological work.

ARIES

Mar 21 — Apr 20 WE ADMIRE people for their skills or for the amount of information they have learned, yet we often overlook the importance of their experience. When you have learned something through trial and error, you have seen the importance of listening before you talk and being sensitive to the nuance of many a subtle situation. That’s when you end up with impressive life skills of tremendous value. For many a reason you should give yourself credit for what you already know and are capable of this weekend. Call your in-depth phone forecast. You need to hear the excellent news in your NEW March prediction. 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS

Apr21—May21 ‘TAUREANS,’ they say, ‘are stubborn.’ They say this as if it were a criticism. It is high praise. The world needs more people who are as loyal, determined, diligent and consistent as you. How else will anything ever get done? Once you have made a commitment, you see it through. That’s wonderful, apart from one thing. Once in a while you decide something can’t happen, the odds are against it and you will be wasting your time. This weekend you may see a reason to believe in what you had lost faith in. March is the month you’ve been waiting for. Get the good news in your NEW four-minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI

May 22 — June 22 DO YOU remember the final scene in Monty Python’s Life of Brian? There is our hero, played by Eric Idle, strung up in the desert, singing a merry tune about how we should ‘always look on the bright side of life’. Now, what’s that supposed to suggest? That there is positivity even in the most negative situation? Or that all optimists are idiots? No matter how tempted you become to succumb to that latter view this weekend, the bright side really will be the right side. Give it your attention and your faith. I’ve taken a good look at your forecast for March and I have great things to tell you. For inspiration call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER

June23—July23 NOT all battles are fought out in the open. Nor do they all involve advances and retreats, weapons and shields. Some are conducted much more subtly. When intelligence strategies are applied, amazing advances can occur without the ‘opposition’ even realising that they are being defeated. Someone, of late, has begun to imagine that they have the better of you in a particular power struggle. This weekend, though, tables are turned and new priorities are established. These work in your favour. Understand what’s happening in your horoscope and discover how to assure success in March. Call 0906 751 5604.

LEO

July24—Aug23 IF WE come to this planet for a purpose, why do we not all agree about what that purpose is? Why are some of us so sure while others are so uncertain? Perhaps the only purpose is to find a purpose! There are times when even the most ambitious lose interest in their aspirations and even the most driven start to lack faith in their destination. Your doubts lately, have been partly fuelled by an apparent inability to attain the support and progress you crave. This weekend, you start to make reassuring gains. I’ve got lots to tell you about March - and you’re going to like it. Call your NEW, inspirationpacked forecast: 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO

Aug24—Sep23 WHERE there is peace, there may well be prosperity. Yet wealth, in itself, is no indication of calm and contentment. Love is not the only thing that money cannot buy. It cannot purchase intelligence, discretion, discrimination, kindness or compassion either. If someone is poor in financial terms yet blessed with plenty of any of the above, can we not argue that, essentially, they are truly rich? Your story, this weekend, is about comparative values. Only one prize is worth winning. All else is hollow. Your in-depth, NEW March forecast could be one of the most rewarding phone calls you ever make. Dial 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA

Sep 24 — Oct 23 WE WORRY lest people will judge us. We are concerned about how we may come across. We modify our behaviour to suit some idealistic notion of how a particular type of person might behave. We figure that if we want to create a good impression, we had best put on a good act. Yet people have impressive inner radar. They can soon detect even the slightest suggestion of insincerity. Wear your heart on your sleeve this weekend, and you will convey the right message, in the right way, to the right person. Call your in-depth phone forecast. You need to hear the excellent news in your NEW March prediction. 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO

Oct 24 — Nov 22 IF, AS they say, it is ‘better to be safe than sorry,’ then is that statement universally true, or might there be times when it is better to risk the possibility that you will end up feeling sorry, than to miss an opportunity that might pass you by if you play it too safe? There are reasons now to check and double-check even the most apparently obvious facts and statements. You have an opportunity. You can see it. It will wait for you this weekend while you make sure that every aspect of it is watertight. March is the month you’ve been waiting for. Get the good news in your NEW four-minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS

Nov 23 — Dec 21 MUCH, in the end, comes down to taste. We like what we like and we bridle against whatever grates upon us. We may attempt to construct a justification for our stance, but in essence, our preferences and prejudices are visceral. This weekend, by all means stick with what suits you, but remember that stress and tension are really not your favourite things. No matter what you suspect this may help you to accomplish if you give in to it, you are better off changing plans to help

keep pressure at bay. I’ve taken a good look at your forecast for March and I have great things to tell you. For inspiration call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN

Dec 22 — Jan 20 ANCIENT Eastern spiritual teachings describe a process called karma. Though some experts can make it sound complicated, the idea is simple: you get back what you give out. Sometimes, this happens almost instantly; sometimes, it can take an apparent age before the consequences of an action make their way back to the person who performed it. We do not need to subscribe to the religions that believe this to see that the notion is based on pretty obvious principles. Let it guide you this weekend! Understand what’s happening in your horoscope and discover how to assure success in March. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS

Jan 21 — Feb 19 YOU are soft and sweetnatured, kind, caring, gentle and sensitive. And er . . . yes, this is the Aquarian forecast. There has not been a mix-up. Yet people so rarely speak about these qualities in you that we could be forgiven for imagining that they don’t exist. Even the most naturally expressive and generous Aquarians feel slightly ashamed of their own niceness lest they challenge the reputation of their sign. This weekend, though, your ability to be sweet unlocks a treasure trove of positive possibility. I’ve got lots to tell you about March - and you’re going to like it. Call your NEW, inspiration-packed forecast: 0906 751 5611.

PISCES

Feb 20— Mar 20PISCEANS are famous for their ability to ‘think outside the box’. You aren’t very conventional. You are imaginative. Yet you are also delicate and respectful. If someone else appears to value an arrangement or a situation, you would not want to be seen as questioning this or casting too many aspersions. Yet this weekend you may need to consider whether you are supporting what someone else truly supports, or if they are just supporting it because they feel it is something that you support! Your in-depth, NEW March forecast could be one of the most rewarding phone calls you ever make. Dial 0906 751 5612.