JONATHAN CAINER

Jonathan, Sometimes I feel a bit ‘ahead’ of a prediction. When I read what is ‘coming’, I think: ‘Oh, I’ve already ticked that box.’ Is there any validity in this thought? Steve Dear Steve, You touch here on the greatest technical challenge that I, or any

ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20

MANY books extol the virtue of an optimistic outlook for people who want to get on in life. But are they all just blindly emulating each other? Does ‘Be positive’ just sound, somehow, like such a good thing to say, that it seems quite acceptable not to stop and question whether it is truly wise advice? Isn’t there a danger that in simply ‘hoping for the best’ we will fail to see what’s not so good and then become vulnerable to it? Even if there is, it is a minor risk. As you’ll see, later this New Moon week. I’ve taken a good look at your April forecast and have great things to tell you. Call 0906 751 5601 or 87177 from a mobile phone.

TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21

IS THE world truly full of things we need to be nervous about? If that were true, how would we explain all those things that deserve our appreciation and gratitude? There are still plenty of those. By logical extension, the world cannot be full of bad stuff. It may contain some. We may find ourselves more drawn to notice this than the good stuff. But what’s good still exists and still has the power to raise our spirits and lead us on a positive path. As Venus moves into your 12th house soon, you’ll see that! Seize your chance to understand what’s happening in your horoscope and make April a success. Call 0906 751 5602 or 87177 from a mobile phone.

GEMINI May 22 — June 22

FAULT finders of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your ability to enjoy life without being so critical! That, many might argue, is a small price to pay for the pleasure of seeing (and saying) what’s wrong with a situation … or a person. But if such activity brings satisfaction at all, isn’t it the kind of unfulfilling feeling we get after eating a meal we didn’t really enjoy? No longer hungry but hardly happy? Remember, today, progress is more likely to come from finding something to praise! I’ve got lots to tell you about April — and you’re going to like it. Do yourself a favour. Call 0906 751 5603 or 87177 from a mobile phone.

CANCER June 23 — July 23

ARE you putting something off? Is there a task you don’t want to attend to? Why’s that, then? Does it involve an activity you don’t enjoy? Or are you concerned lest you enjoy it too much? Might it take up too much time or lead to an outcome that alters what you’re comfortable with. Or does an idea trigger an awkward association; a memory you’d rather forget? An expectation you’re avoiding lest it leads to disappointment? Either way, you know

what needs to happen this New Moon week! Your NEW in-depth April forecast could be one of the most rewarding phone calls you ever make. Call 0906 751 5604 or 87177 from a mobile phone.

LEO July 24 — Aug 23

YOU want to do what’s ‘for the best’. Naturally. Who wants to do what’s ‘for the worst’? But what’s best for you may not be best for me. There is also the possibility neither you nor I can be sure what’s best for us. Are there not times when we look at a situation and realise we have chosen what we thought would be best but later see that it did not provide the advantage we expected. What’s best for you, this New Moon week, is that you seek a clear objective understanding of what’s best for you! Even if you don’t usually call, you should hear the excellent news in your NEW April prediction: 0906 751 5605 or 87177 from a mobile phone.

VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23

THIS is a zodiac forecast, written by an astrologer. Where then, are the tall dark strangers? The journeys over water? The unexpected windfalls or lucky numbers? They are where they always are. In our imagination! In our hopes and dreams! And in our futures? Well, that depends, to a greater extent than you might think, on what we believe about where the world is taking us next. If you feel something good is distinctly possible this week, I’d be the last person to talk you out of that idea. April is the month you’ve been waiting for. There’s good news in your NEW in-depth forecast. Call 0906 751 5606 or 87177 from a mobile phone.

LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23

DO WE educate our children too early? Do we fill their heads with thoughts they can’t forget? If we only filled their minds with facts and figures it might not be so bad. What harm can a few dates and details do? It’s the expectations that do damage. The way in which we worry we may never be good enough because of some dismissive remark an adult may have made. Did someone tell you, once, your future wasn’t wonderful? Venus enters your opposite sign this week. Here’s where you prove them wrong. I’ve taken a good look at your April forecast and have great things to tell you. Call 0906 751 5607 or 87177 from a mobile phone.

SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22

‘TIME flies when you’re having fun.’ So they say. Yet does it not also go by terribly fast when we are experiencing tension? What then does that tell us? That time is fickle? Or that we secretly enjoy experiences we are supposed to dislike? There are some who say the world is undergoing an esoteric process of ‘quickening’. Things are getting faster for us all. Yet does it look as if more people are having more fun? The way to enjoy life more this week (and make progress) is to slow down. Seize your chance to understand what’s happening in your horoscope and make April a success. Call 0906 751 5608 or 87177 from a mobile phone.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21

FREEDOM. Do we all deserve it equally? I recognise I’m in danger of treading on sensitive toes with a question like that, but I must ask whether the more deserving candidates are the folk who properly understand what freedom is. Couldn’t we argue that only those who can see this can be truly free? They free themselves the moment they reach the correct conclusion! That said, it looks as if this week will free you from something that has been restricting you in an unwelcome way. I’ve got lots to tell you about April — and you’re going to like it. Do yourself a favour. Call 0906 751 5609 or 87177 from a mobile phone.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20

WE DON’T debate whether we intend to wake up tomorrow. We simply expect this, even though we also know we shouldn’t expect it because we should never take the gift of life for granted. But we certainly don’t see waking up tomorrow as a matter over which we have much choice. Perhaps a degree of leeway with regard to the time on our alarm but otherwise, well, some things just happen. It is through such a natural process that a positive change can occur in your life this week. Your NEW in-depth April forecast could be one of the most rewarding phone calls you ever make. Call 0906 751 5610 or 87177 from a mobile phone.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19

WHAT’S the difference between a politician and a priest? Aren’t both driven by deep beliefs? Aren’t both sure that wrongs will be righted if only we let them lead us to a promised land? The religious feel having faith in a deity will reward us. The political insist their principles will get us results we all want. As strong opinions polarise people, passionate faiths can also be deeply divisive. Nurturing a gentle hope is fine this week. Proudly espousing a prejudicial policy may not be quite so smart. Even if you don’t usually call, you should hear the excellent news in your NEW April prediction: 0906 751 5611 or 87177 from a mobile phone.

PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20

THE cosmos never takes us further than we can comfortably go. Nor does it stretch us beyond breaking point. Once in a while, though, it gets us right to the edge of such a place. We can feel as if we can’t take any more and if something doesn’t happen soon, it will all be too late. I’m not suggesting such an experience awaits you now. I’m urging you to look back to the last time you felt that way. Remember how dramatically things improved soon after? Have faith, this week, in what can change. April is the month you’ve been waiting for. There’s good news in your NEW in-depth forecast. Call 0906 751 5612 or 87177 from a mobile phone.