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ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20 TO BEST advise you, I have selected these words from Jonathan: ‘The world is full of people doing what they think they know how to do. Because it seems wrong (or dangerous) to do what they don’t know how to do. Experiments can be expensive. Why risk adverse consequences when there is a surefire formula to follow? Even if that formula is likely to produce undesirable effects in the long run, it’s still sure-fire as long as it does the job right now. But at least explore today’s alternative.’ Your in-depth forecast lasts four minutes. It could be one of the most rewarding calls you make. Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21 WE ALL have a side that we would rather wasn’t there. Though we try hard to keep it at bay, just when we are least expecting, it pops up and does something we would rather it didn’t. But would we be the same person if it didn’t exist? And surely acknowledging its presence and restricting its influence is more noble than never having it in the first place? Selfdiscipline is not always warranted and self-denial is not always healthy. Be alive to your true nature today. Giving in to desire is not always admitting defeat. Want to discover some priceless information about your week? Just pick up the phone! Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 - June 22 WE ALL like the idea of being a positive force. We want to feel that we’re going to leave the world in better shape than we found it. But it’s not easy to be altruistic. We may see a way to heal the planet and strive to make an impact, but the day-to-day demands of our lives create situations that cause us to compromise our ideals. You do your best. And your best is good enough. Be forgiving of yourself today and you’ll make more of a difference to your environment than you think. Don’t worry about the future. Your in-depth week-ahead forecast is packed with great things for you. Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 — July 23 I'VE CHOSEN Jonathan’s words for you today: ‘Think about how you saw the world ten or 20 years ago. Think about what mattered to you then. Some things still matter just as much, but others are laughably irrelevant. You’ve moved on. Think about someone you used to love, a relationship that once seemed so important. Could you really go back? Don’t be misled by wistful romantic recollections. Be realistic. These changes were right. The changes you go through now will also turn out to be right for you.’ Your in-depth forecast lasts four minutes. It could be one of the most rewarding calls you make. Call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 — Aug 23 YOU'D never be silly enough to clean the outside of the windows on the top floor from the inside, would you? Leaning too far over the ledge just to get to that bit in the far corner could have very undesirable consequences. Some risks are worth taking; others not. You’re being offered a proposition which is not straightforward and are unsure about how to proceed. Potential losses and gains are not obvious. Share your concerns. Someone close to you has ‘been there before’ and has salient advice to give. Want to discover some priceless information about your week? Just pick up the phone! Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23 'THERE is only really one way to deal with bullies. You have to stand up bravely before these intimidating figures and say, “No, I will not let you do this to me.” But, of course, in the back of your mind, there is a terrible fear. What if this triggers an attack? Or makes matters worse? Or invokes some dreadful, vicious, retribution? But what now poses such a threat to you? It is not some other person or situation. It’s simply your fear of an undesirable consequence. Defy it!’ This advice from Jonathan is perfect for you today. Don’t worry about the future. Your in-depth week-ahead forecast is packed with great things for you. Call 0906 751 5606. LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23 YOU understand better than anyone that most things in life are best when they’re in equilibrium. From diets to dancing, balance is beneficial. Our natural rhythm is disrupted when we try too hard to impress. It’s when we allow ourselves to be possessed by the music that we move with grace. Recently, you’ve been challenged and have had to learn some new and complicated moves. You’re struggling to find your feet and feel as if you’ve faced enough music for one night. But the band is about to play your song! Your in-depth forecast lasts four minutes. It could be one of the most rewarding calls you make. Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22 WE SOMETIMES refer to close friends as ‘brothers’ or ‘sisters’. Yet, often, brothers and sisters spend a lot of time fighting! Safe in the knowledge that they share a connection that will last no matter what is the outcome of a particular skirmish, siblings are free to disagree. You find yourself at odds with someone and are concerned that the relationship will suffer. Just look at how far you’ve come with them. If you draw upon what you’ve shared together, you’ll find a way to reconcile your futures. Want to discover some priceless information about your week? Just pick up the phone! Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21 WE ALL have a secret damsel in distress inside. Part of us wants to be saved, swept off our feet and carried off into the sunset. But if we wait too long, the sun will have gone down and we’ll find ourselves alone in the dark. Cue the arrival of our inner Prince Charming! You are being given a cosmic helping hand today with the skills to get out of a challenging situation. If you want a safe place to stay, you can look to yourself for action . . . and stop waiting for someone to save you! Don’t worry about the future. Your in-depth week-ahead forecast is packed with great things for you. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20 WE ALL have weaknesses, but few of us like talking about them. Though some people seem to revel in their own shortcomings, I would be surprised if you fell into this camp. It’s far more likely that you try to overcome what you see as ‘less than ideal’ and turn it into a point of strength. This is laudable, but it’s not always easy. Sometimes we need help to find new ways of coping with life’s challenges. Don’t be afraid to ask for assistance today. You’ll find it’s waiting for your call. Your in-depth forecast lasts four minutes. It could be one of the most rewarding calls you make. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19 'SOMETHING strange is going on. People are behaving in odd ways. You’re encountering situations that seem bewildering.’ If that describes your state of mind, Jonathan’s advice still holds good: ‘Life has always been this way, has it not? You’re not really up against anything new and different; it is just that you are noticing what you weren’t quite so easily able to see. Relax, and don’t worry so much about finding great explanations. What you need now is a more philosophical sense of acceptance.’ Want to discover some priceless information about your week? Just pick up the phone! Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20 EVEN if we are not opera-goers, a beautiful aria can transport us. The effortless delicacy and precision of a well-trained voice touches our hearts. Behind the scenes, though, there is much care and protection of the acclaimed throat. Alcohol is limited. Speaking is minimised and anyone with even a suspicion of a cold is banished. You find it easier to take your natural talents for granted than to value them. But to maximise your gifts you need to treat them with care. Take time today to nurture yours. Don’t worry about the future. Your indepth week-ahead forecast is packed with great things for you. Call 0906 751 5612.