BHS loser comes last in the egg and spoon

EX- BHS boss Dominic Chappell, who allegedly threatened to kill the retailer’s chief executive Darren Topp, looked as if he couldn’t hurt a fly at his children’s £24,000-a-year school sport’s day.

The serial bankrupt laughed with fellow parents during the egg and spoon race at Port Regis School in Shaftesbury, Dorset.

An eyewitness tells me: ‘ He clearly enjoyed himself and was joking with other parents. He came last in the race and dropped the egg once or twice at least.’

Those 11,000 BHS workers who stand to lose their jobs will be delighted to learn there is some justice in the world . . .