Wordy Wise

DAVID CAMERAON — now Dave, don’t forget that before the Press start taking pictures, it’s coat off and shirt-sleeve order.

NICOLA SURGEON — aye, she’s as sharp as a razor and cuts her way into the belly of a Scottish political meeting. Can’t stomach her. DONALD TROMP — he’s currently leaving his size 12 footprints right across America!

BORIS JOHNSOON — could this U.S.-born MP become a British Prime Minister before long?

BARRACK OBAMA — outgoing President will be back to bootcamp status and have to hand in his White House security pass. Aw, shucks!

JEREMY CORBIN — sad, but the Labour Party has nowhere else to put him for collection. Maurice Bligh, Sittingbourne, kent.