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Tomorrow, mercury receives an encouraging boost from the planet of desire, mars. In the wake of Valentine’s Day, what does this mean to those of us who are exploring the realms of the heart? It tells us that the universe is encouraging us to be bold in asking for what we desire . . . and to find the courage to articulate our feelings. This alignment can bring fiery action into our lives. But whether that’s through hot, romantic passion or heated, platonic debate — that’s for you to decide!
ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20 ASTROLOGY isn’t
about the inevitable. The purpose of consulting a prediction isn’t so you can say ‘I’ve read it, now I understand I’ve no choice but to accept that fate’. Rather, think of me as a weather forecaster. If I say it’s going to rain, I’m not saying you’ll get wet. You can decide to carry an umbrella — or wait for sunnier times. As Mercury soon links to your ruler Mars, you might be hearing a lot of ‘helpful advice’. Take it on board, but ensure you still do what your heart wants. Your life can improve between now and the Annular Eclipse. For a reading based on your exact date of birth, call 0906 751 5601.
TAURUS I’LL ADMIT it — Apr 21 — May 21 although I enjoy astrology, it’s not my dream job. That’s already being done by Daniel Young, author of Where To Eat Pizza. He travels the world, sampling the best pizza it has to offer. Deep down, I know I couldn’t do his job. After months of being let loose on all that mozzarella, I’d be ill! One day, though, I’ll join one of his pizza tours and try the finest margheritas in Naples. Although some fantasies are best left unrealised, some, in moderation, can still be enjoyed responsibly. Your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast will touch your heart and lift your spirits. For four minutes of good news, call 0906 751 5602.
GEMINI HAVE you got May 22 — June 22 your special licence? Do you mind if I look at it? Oh, sorry — it hasn’t been stamped in the right place. That signature looks fake. I suspect you’re not taking the new privacy safeguards seriously. You imagine you can bluff your way on to this page and read your forecast, even without the right paperwork. Well, as it happens, you can! And with your ruler about to link to Mars, you can apply similarly brave principles wherever else in life it seems you’re being unfairly blocked! Your life can improve between now and the Annular Eclipse. For a reading based on your exact date of birth, call 0906 751 5603.
CANCER ‘AN Englishman’s June 23 — July 23 home is his castle,’ they say. They could say the same of Cancerians. I don’t wish to labour the point with yet another fortress analogy, but, like the crab that represents your sign, you want a tough outer barrier to protect what you care about from all perceived threat. Be it seashell or the battlements of a castle, woe betide the invader who isn’t prepared for a siege. There is, though, no invader. In fact, the force you can see is your allies coming to your assistance. Your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast will touch your heart and lift your spirits. For four minutes of good news, call 0906 751 5604.
LEO PATIENCE is a virtue. July 24 — Aug 23 That’s what they say. Is it always true? Can’t patience also be an excuse for passivity or a polite euphemism for apathy? Surely there are some things we really ought not to have patience with? I mention this because I need you to know that, in advocating patience, I’m not thoughtlessly using an old cliche. The Sun’s recent link to Saturn, coupled with Mercury’s coming link to Mars, suggests there’s a reason why you should give a process a little more time before you give up on it. Your life can improve between now and the Annular Eclipse. For a reading based on your exact date of birth, call 0906 751 5605.
VIRGO LIFE isn’t a game of Aug 24 — Sep 23 chess. There aren’t a limited set of moves we can make. Although you’re a Virgo, you’re not confined to diagonal, horizontal or even right-angled leaps across the board of life. And there’s no one at the other side of the table keen to ensnare you. Life is wonderfully more complex than that! So much so that instead of being overwhelmed by possible outcomes, the best move you can make is to be bold, assertive and not strategic. An unforeseen advance is the way to avoid a stalemate. Your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast will touch your heart and lift your spirits. For four minutes of good news, call 0906 751 5606.
LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23 PEOPLE say: ‘You can’t
be too careful.’ But they’re wrong! You can be so careful that you start seeing opportunities as problems. Even when you’re being blessed, you suspect you’re being cursed. You have done your best to be careful. You’ve exemplified your Libran tendency to look at each situation from every angle. But you might have done so much looking you’ve forgotten leaping is an option. As Mercury prepares to link to Mars, it’s more apt to tell you: ‘You can’t be too courageous.’ Your life can improve between now and the Annular Eclipse. For a reading based on your exact date of birth, call 0906 751 5607.
SCORPIO ‘HALF of what I say Oct 24 — Nov 22 is meaningless,’ sang John Lennon, ‘but I say it just to reach you.’ He was, in The Beatles’ song Julia, paraphrasing Khalil Gibran, who I’ve been quoting this week. Even if half (or more!) of what I’ve said has been meaningless, hopefully none has been wasted. I don’t expect to be perfect all the time. But I hope each time you read my words, a train of thought is set in motion which would otherwise remain stuck at the station. It’s those unique perspectives that will bring exciting action into your life. Your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast will touch your heart and lift your spirits. For four minutes of good news, call 0906 751 5608.
SAGITTARIUS I HOPE I Nov 23 — Dec 21 expressed myself clearly yesterday. I wasn’t trying to say you shouldn’t solve one problem by creating another. Sometimes, that’s the only way you can possibly hope to succeed. As Mercury aligned itself with both Saturn and Neptune on the same day, I was just trying to point out that when you swap one problem for another, you need to be sure the new problem will be less of a problem than the original one. And that’s still true today! Your life can improve between now and the Annular Eclipse. For a reading based on your exact date of birth, call 0906 751 5609.
CAPRICORN ICEBERGS Dec 22 — Jan 20 mean different things to different travellers. To a ship like the Titanic, believed to be invulnerable, they can prove to be its undoing. But to a tired walrus on a lonely hunt, they can be a refuge. The key is to recognise that, no matter how much we try to deny it, we’re not invincible. We’re capable of faltering even on the surest path. Today, consider listening to a different perspective, even if its source has proved unreliable in the past. It might be more valuable than you expect. Your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast will touch your heart and lift your spirits. For four minutes of good news, call 0906 751 5610.
AQUARIUS YESTERDAY, I Jan 21 — Feb 19 asked you to imagine a detective story in which there was nothing to detect. A ‘whodunit’ where nothing was dun! I was trying to show that if life has no challenges, it isn’t very interesting. We could swing to the other extreme and imagine a world where the sleuths are so impassioned about solving the crime, they can’t think straight enough to follow the clues. We need passion and perspective. As Mercury moves to a link with Mars, you can have plenty of both. Your life can improve between now and the Annular Eclipse. For a reading based on your exact date of birth, call 0906 751 5611.
PISCES THESE days, people Feb 20 — Mar 20 are mistrustful of big institutions. We often put more faith in anecdotal evidence than in what’s presented by those ‘in the know’. Why is that? Perhaps it’s just one step closer to seeing with our own eyes and, therefore, believing with our own hearts. But given how easily we jump to conclusions or are fooled by an illusion, in what or whom should we trust? There are times when we can allow ourselves to accept conventional wisdom. But the answers you’re pursuing now require first-hand evidence. Your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast will touch your heart and lift your spirits. For four minutes of good news, call 0906 751 5612.