Straight to the POINT

WE ALL need a car to get about, but when you get to your destination, what do you do with it to avoid getting a £60 parking fine? Can someone please develop a blow-up car you can deflate and put in your shopping bag?

BRIAN MacAVOY, Thornton-Cleveleys, Lancs.

IN BUSINESS, failing staff can be sacked by their manager. How come it’s the other way round in football?

HUGH SAWYER, Basingstoke, Hants.

JEZZA says he ‘won’t step down, he’ll finish the job’. But was ‘the job’ to lead the Labour Party or destroy it?

PATRICIA MEAD, Hayle, Cornwall.

IF JEREMY CORBYN goes now, there will be time for the Labour Party to have two more leaders before the 2020 general election.

A. D. HARVEY, London N16.

HOW does Chris Huhne ensure that the trees absorb only ‘good’ carbon dioxide from Drax (Mail) rather than ‘bad’ carbon dioxide from coal?

COLIN WARBURTON, Yarm, N. Yorks.

SO JIMMIE NICOL was the Fifth Beatle (Mail). Or was it Stuart Sutcliffe, Pete Best, Billy Preston, George Martin or George Best? Even Apu in The Simpsons claimed to be the Fifth Beatle.

PAUL CLEGHORN, Bridlington, E. Yorks.

WHEN Tony Blair’s autobiography appeared on WHSmith’s shelves, I moved it to the crime section, where it belongs. Mrs A. WAY, Fareham, Hants.