More jobs, George

GeORGe OSBORNe is equally qualified to be Chair- man of the Jockey Club, head of British Cycling, Manager of Leicester City, head of the Tate Gallery, head of Kew Gardens, Prince of Wales, Chief of staff to Beelzebub, head of MI5, Air Chief Marshal, Chairman of the National Trust, Principal Male lead at the Royal Ballet, and Chairman of the Royal & Ancient. PAUL CHARLES COOK,

Huddersfield.