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THERE are myths in the music industry about bands putting secret messages in their songs. Some, which are shown only when the track is played backwards, allegedly reveal satanic worship. Whether or not you believe the theories, it’s true that, sometimes,

ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20

YESTERDAY, I urged you to go where your faith takes you. But as much as I think you should be your own pilot now, I ask you to listen to your internal navigator. You heart may know where you need to get to, but your mind will have to figure out the route. And it’s possible, this weekend, that it may need to perform some recalculations. Don’t fear that you’re heading in the wrong direction. Sometimes the fastest route isn’t the most direct. The planets suggest that the wisest path is the one of least resistance. People say their in-depth spoken forecasts are ‘spookily accurate’. You will too when you listen to yours. Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21

LIFE isn’t always sweet and easy. Or rather, it is ... but we don’t always perceive the sweetness or the ease within it. Too easily, we become conscious of the hardship and hassle. Then, we somehow contribute to the harsh climate, making it hard for others to see what’s sweet and easy, and entrenching ourselves further in a difficult mood. Venus may be retrograde, but its conjunction with the Sun suggests that something has the potential to be delightful. Make the most of it! Your in-depth spoken forecast doesn’t cost much and is worth every penny … and it might just help you change your life. Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 — June 22

‘WHEN the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do, Sir?’ The economist John Maynard Keynes is often credited with this riposte. Whether he said it, it illustrates the preposterousness of maintaining a status quo that’s no longer fit for purpose. And it highlights the notion that abandoning a course of action doesn’t mean leaving our fate to the gods. We just need to respond to challenges as best as we can. What revelation now demands change? You’re perfectly capable of responding. Treat yourself to some valuable insight and priceless information. Call your latest, fourminute, in-depth forecast: 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 — July 23

AS MERCURY opposes retrograde Jupiter, it’s time to forget whatever you’re trying so hard to remember. If it matters as much as you fear, you won’t be able to put the issue down for long. Life will steer you back to the subject — when it does, you’ll be all the more able to do something constructive because you’ve gained perspective. As the Moon harmonises with

Jupiter, you’ve been overlooking some opportunities and reasons to feel good. These

deserve more of your attention. Make the most of your opportunities! Your latest, indepth, four-minute forecast, contains important and inspiring news. Call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 — Aug 23

NOT every slight needs a response. Not every challenge needs to be faced down. It’s important to pick our battles. If, every time our authority is questioned, we devote time to discrediting the doubters, we may forget why we have authority. Actually, it’s so that we can lead. Life’s journey holds enough twists without having to turn and face every accusation. This weekend, there’s no need to break your stride. True strength is knowing when it’s right to exercise your power, and when it’s better to let things go. People say their in-depth spoken forecasts are ‘spookily accurate’. You will too when you listen to yours. Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23

HERE’S an old saying I used to end something I wrote recently. It says: ‘Learn to cut your coat according to your cloth.’ That’s true and wise. But this phrase is too often used to make the case for parsimony. What if you make a garment only to find you have some material left over and that you could have constructed something with a far better fit? As your ruler opposes Jupiter to form a Tsquare with Pluto today, make sure your current set of measurements is truly realistic and not unduly pessimistic. Your in-depth spoken forecast doesn’t cost much and is worth every penny… and it might just help you change your life. Call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23

ARE you loved? Do people appreciate your influence? When your presence is demanded elsewhere, are you missed by those left behind? If, even for a second, you doubted answering positively to those questions, then you don’t realise your strengths. Your ruler’s conjunction with the Sun is shining a light on your relationships. It’s encouraging you to reflect on the qualities that make you unique. It’s easy to forget what a beautiful place the world is, but life, this weekend will remind you. Treat yourself to some valuable insight and priceless information. Call your latest, fourminute, in-depth forecast: 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22

YOUR ruler Pluto is making some very interesting angles with the Mercury/ Jupiter opposition. Have you ever studied geometry? Were you introduced to the topic of tangents? They’re lines that begin in a similar place, which stretch into the distance at a different level of angular elevation. To see where they’re going to end, there’s no point in looking at where they started. You’ve got to follow them towards their destination for a while. With that in mind, think carefully about your decisions this weekend. Make the most of your opportunities! Your latest, in-depth, four-minute forecast, contains important and inspiring news. Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21

WE talked yesterday about putting your creativity to better use. ‘Doing what?’ you may ask. Well, that’s the point. The applications are only limited by your imagination. Sometimes, when we’re used to fighting fires, we forget a hose has other purposes. But it only takes a mental spark to be reminded of what else you can do to be creative. This weekend, instead of putting out fires, consider helping your garden grow. The results of watering the soil will produce flowers. People say their in-depth spoken forecasts are ‘spookily accurate’. You will too when you listen to yours. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20

MY UNCLE was a pioneer of Cosmic Ordering. People asked for his advice if their ‘ordering process’ had gone awry. They’d say: ‘I wished for a partner who was kind, attractive and loving.’ Then add: ‘But I should’ve also wished for one who had a job.’ Or: ‘I wished for a job that paid well, but I should’ve requested one I enjoyed.’ With wishes, as with all things, the devil is in the detail. As Mercury aligns with the T-square focused on Capricorn, many of your ambitions can be fulfilled. Just watch the small print! Your in-depth spoken forecast doesn’t cost much and is worth every penny . . . and it might just help you change your life. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19

MUSICIAN Nick Pynn, who I mentioned earlier this week, credits the One At A Time Orchestra on his album sleeve. This is a tongue-in-cheek way of describing a recording process by which the sounds of a concerto are created by layering individual musicians’ performances one on top of the other. Sometimes, an incremental approach has its advantages. Don’t overlook the small changes you can implement. Make enough of them and they really will add up to something wonderful. Treat yourself to some valuable insight and priceless information. Call your latest, fourminute, in-depth forecast: 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20

SOME people argue that humans are hard-wired to resist change. We like to stick with what we know, even if we know what we know isn’t really worth knowing. A sense of familiarity brings comfort, yet still we find ourselves attracted to goods, services and ideas which are presented as ‘new’. We like things ‘only a little bit new’ and not dramatically different. As Mercury opposes your ruler before converging with Uranus, you’re taking steps towards much-needed improvement. Don’t fear this change. Make the most of your opportunities! Your latest, in-depth, four-minute forecast has important and inspiring news. Call 0906 751 5612.