Straight to the POINT

÷ WHEN MPS return to their constituencies as Parliament is dissolved, how many will need a satnav to find the way? roy ranDaLL, Brentwood, essex.

÷ TO BRENDA, who doesn’t want an election: don’t worry, dear, you don’t have to vote — leave it to us. susan turnBuLL, ashington, northumberland.

÷ YOU asked who Meghan’s new hairstyle reminds us of: Ozzy Osbourne, of course! c. LancefieLD, West Wickham, kent.

÷ I AM glad the PM stopped the Americanism of politics by saying no to a TV debate. Grant sMitH, Peterborough, cambs.

÷ JEREMY CORBYN is to fight the rigged system — is that postal voting, which Labour introduced and abused? r. BartLe, rotherham, s. yorks.

÷ I AM reminded of Harold Macmillan’s putdown of a pushy questioner when similarly changing his mind: ‘Events, dear boy, events.’ e. BaiLey, shepherdswell, kent.