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Tweets from Trump: the next 30 days

TOMORROW’S NEWS TODAY — BUT WATCH OUT SOUTH KOREA!

- Craig Brown www.dailymail.co.uk/craigbrown

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Minnie @realDonald­Trump:no better. Too-shortSiste­r polka-dot unbecoming dresson a totally public figure. Disrespect­ful! Shame on her!

greatest @realDonald­Trump:hospitals are Our filled nation’swith sick, Time totallyfor total ailing clear-out! patients. Cut Bad! costs, people! only No admit losers! fit and healthy @realDonald­Trump: I love poor people. They make great cushions! @realDonald Trump: Honored to be welcoming President Macaroni of Paris. Leader of very, very historic country with iconic Leaning Tower and worldbeati­ng bullfights! @realDonald Trump: Bulls stupid, weak, dishonest, notalent sleazebags. When did you last see a bull in a smart suit and tie making multi-million dollar deals? NEVER!

@realDonald­Trump: Delighted and honored to welcome a world-class bull as CEO of White House China Shop.

@realDonald­Trump: Honored to accept exclusive invite from can-do billionair­e Queen Elizabeth of London, England. Small but gracious lady in very very expensive tiara. Classy!

@realDonald­Trump: Arrived in London, England, to find a Third World country. Even so-called Head of State forced to ride round in horse and carriage! No limo! Total losers! @realDonald­Trump: And no hot tub on Buckingham so-called Palace roof! Backward!

@realDonald­Trump: Only clock on display in Westminste­r is Big Ben. So sad — much too big to fit

on a desk, and not even digitalize­d! Hard to read!

@realDonald­Trump: And weak, goofy soldiers outside Palace wear cheap outsize black toupees on their heads, like no one can tell! Embarrassi­ng!

@realDonald­Trump: On my trip to China on fact-finding mission to see how the Chineses keep out their illegals, I plan to visit Great, Great, Great Wall.

@realDonald­Trump: Reliably informed Barack Obama planned to place a bucket of water on Oval Office doorway before my entry. So childish, disrespect­ful!

@realDonald­Trump: Just ordered Armed Forces to drop big, big bomb on terrible South Korea. Teach those dumb losers a lesson! A GREAT day for the United States of America! @realDonald Trump: Urgent correction! NORTH Korea! @realDonald

Trump: Too late! But stupid lazy critics take note — wrong area but TOTALLY RIGHT BOMB. Exploded on time, absolutely as planned! Very very exciting! That’s something the critics will never understand! @realDonald­Trump: Congratula­tions to all South Korean survivors! Great new beginning for the lucky few remaining! GREETINGS!

@realDonald­Trump: Nobody fights harder for free speech than me. I believe in it so passionate­ly that I will terminate every FAKE NEWS outlet that persists in denying it.

@realDonald­Trump: Grand Canyon not nearly so grand as it makes itself out to be. More like a pathetic hole in the ground. Overrated! Worst ever canyon!

@realDonald­Trump: Dimwit Statue of Liberty has lost all credibilit­y. What kind of a woman stands with one arm in the air wearing nothing but a nightshirt and a goofy grin? Disrespect­ful!

@realDonald­Trump: Many, many in the White House are saying I’m the world’s greatest current President of the USA. So proud!

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