Blooming Kelly digs poor old Monty Don

IN THE First Wives Club, Goldie Hawn’s ageing actress character explains that in Hollywood there are only three ages of woman; Babe — District Attorney — and Driving Miss Daisy.

The same rule applies to pin- up girl Kelly Brook (above), although her career arc now reads Strictly Come Dancing — Piranha 3D — and Celebrity Gardener.

Proving that 37-year-old sex-bombs never die — they just go to seed — Kelly has announced that she wants to do a television gardening show, possibly with Monty Don. Poor Monty!

For years, he has looked quite happy pottering among his begonias by himself . . . now there will be no peace.

The former model claims that she loves gardening and that it is now her full-time hobby. I think this means that she re-potted a house-plant from Homebase last week, but watch this space. I’m sure it won’t be long before we are seeing more of Kelly’s bulbs on daytime television.