Straight to the POINT

WE SHOULD recruit football agents to the Brexit team: the way they negotiate Premier League contracts means we might well be able to have our cake and eat it.

TERENCE MURPHY, London SE3.

IF LIVING near a Waitrose store adds value to your home while an Aldi depresses property prices (Mail), how do you explain the woman in the checkout queue at my local Aldi, who answered her mobile phone by saying: ‘I won’t be long — I’m in Waitrose.’

NORMAN CORNWELL, Wickford, Essex.

TIGER WOODS was arrested for ‘driving under the influence’. Did it affect his putting?

MICHAEL TARRANT, Welling, Kent.

BLAKE the missing sheepdog is reunited with his owner and appears to be well-fed. Bella the lamb is still missing. Hmm . . .

PATRICK SCOTT, Fittleworth, W. Sussex.

LIKE Jeremy Corbyn, we would all like to live in a nuclear-free world. He’ll get my vote if he pops over to North Korea and persuades them to make a start.

BRIAN LYNCH, Brentwood, Essex.

IT SEEMS the electorate has a choice between Jeremy Corbyn (who knows how to spend, but doesn’t know to earn money) and Theresa May (who knows how to earn, but doesn’t know to spend it).

MAURICE BLIGH, Sittingbourne, Kent.

IF JEAN FERRATT and other car drivers don’t like being tailgated by lorries (Letters), the solution is simple: speed up!

PETE DAVIS, Portbury, Somerset.

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