THE WONDER GAL!

THE new Wonder Woman movie has had rave reviews. Great fun, but a role model for women in the 21st century? It’s star Gal Gadot has the breasts of Katie Price, the hair of Kate Middleton and the face of Kate Beckinsale. If Wonder Woman, right, was a true reflection of modern female power, she’d have the chest of Angela Merkel, the helmet hair of Nicola Sturgeon . . . and the cankles of Hillary Clinton. He WAS the first sporting billionaire, yet ever since Tiger Woods’s affairs were exposed, his life has imploded. His wife elin divorced him, then had to explain the lurid headlines to their children, Sam and Charlie. The pictures of Tiger unable to walk and talk after being caught driving under the influence are pitiful. Yet the ones to feel sorry for in this tale of squandered genius are those two kids. JereMy PAxMAn’S interviews with Theresa May and Jeremy corbyn were risible. He failed to land a single punch, resorting to bullying techniques that feel oh-so eighties.

So why has Paxo lost his edge? Maybe it’s because he dumped the mother of his three children after 35 years and took up with his blonde researcher ( pictured) — 29 years his junior — a year ago.

Perhaps he’s not getting enough sleep these days.