Straight to the POINT

WITH her orange jumper and neon green trousers (Mail), is Victoria Beckham getting style tips from Michael Portillo? FRANK HARPER, Plymouth, Devon. BRITT EKLAND has called her dog David Bowie (Mail). It should have been David Bow-wow-ie. VINCENT HEFTER, Richmond, Surrey. SAUDI Arabia cutting ties with Qatar over funding terrorism is like Burke and Hare falling out. OTTO INGLIS, Edinburgh. ORGANIC food ‘doesn’t taste any different to the rest’ (Mail). That’s right — the main reason for buying it is not the taste, but to avoid consuming pesticides. A. WILLS, Ruislip, Middx. WHAT is it with the fashion for scruffy beards? David Walliams looks like a badger with his black and grey stripes, while Gary Lineker sports a tuft of white fluff on his chin. A. HAYWARD, Halling, Kent. WITH Britain’s Got Talent ending, will that irritating duo Ant and Dec stop hogging prime-time TV? REG O’DONOGHUE, London SE17.