ROYAL

eco warrior Prince Charles must be weeping into his Laphroaig over the election result. First, Theresa May abolished the Climate Change Department. Then Donald Trump tore up the Paris Accord. Now our Government must depend on the DUP, which isn’t noted for a commitment to green issues. Moreover, Mrs May has no chance of repealing the ban on foxhunting. On top of this, he and Camilla are scandalised from beyond the grave by Diana’s 1991 tape-recorded recollections about her alleged mistreatment. Woe, woe, woe, woe and five times woe!