I MUST

admit I was slightly horrified when I heard about the couple who had been filmed as good as having sex in full view of their fellow passengers on a flight to Ibiza. I’ve been to Ibiza countless times with my children and have never witnessed anything other than impeccable behaviour. But then I realised it was a Ryanair flight and everything fell into place. Last time I flew Ryanair, I was assigned a seat that didn’t actually have a seat cushion. When I queried this with the stewardess she said it had ‘gone for cleaning’. I’m happy to report this was before the current incident.