You’d never see a lap dance on BA!

AH, THE holiday season is here! Time to relax, kick back and simulate sex on a Ryanair flight with a man you’ve just met. ‘It was only a lap dance,’ wailed Tracey Bolton, a cafe owner and mother of three who was filmed cavorting with some dude called Shaun en route to his stag do. With a pregnant fiancee at home, he’s no better than he should be, either. What a pair. Tracey had been drinking at Manchester airport before meeting him on the flight to Ibiza. His friends asked her to give him a lap dance because he was sad — so she did. After being filmed by a fellow passenger, with the footage promptly going viral, Tracey is ‘absolutely mortified’. Aren’t we all? Crass cocktails called Sex On The Beach were bad enough. Now it’s Sex On The Plane With A Random Bloke On The Way To The Beach. Take comfort in the fact that it could never happen on a British Airways flight. Not because there is a better class of passenger, more that they have recently reduced legroom so much it would be physically impossible. Yes, Tracey and Shaun, even for you.