Straight to the POINT

÷ FIRST margarine was the healthy option, then butter was not bad after all and marge was terrible. Now it’s as good as statins (Mail).

ALAN CHARLES SIMPSON, London E11.

÷ IF THE EU won’t let us use the word ‘milk’ for soya milk (Mail), what do they suggest we call coconut milk and cleansing milk?

PEGGY ROSS, Haltham, Lincs.

÷ HAVE Remainers and Labour been watching TV quiz show Pointless, where the lowest score wins?

PETER NUGENT, Bootle, Merseyside.

÷ DOWNING Street cats Larry and Palmerston should be called Hard Brexit and Soft Brexit after the pussy-footing over EU negotiations.

DUDLEY MILLENSTED, Trowbridge, Wilts.

÷ IT’S good phone roaming charges have stopped (Mail). But what happens after Brexit?

RONALD BALL, Farnborough, Hants.

÷ OUR greatest invention (Mail)? Venetian blinds — or it would be curtains for everyone!

BARRY McLOUGHLIN, Louth, Lincs.

÷ I’VE visited many skyscrapers and highrises, and always compare them to sailing on a ship with waterproof cabins, but no lifeboats.

R. GREEN, Newquay, Cornwall.

÷ IT’S no surprise lottery sales have slumped (Mail). A ticket is more expensive and more balls means it’s harder to win. I would rather have more chances of winning smaller prizes than little chance of scooping a mega-jackpot.

JOHN GEARY, Wilmington, Kent.

÷ AFTER all the bad publicity, the airport should be renamed Heath-woe.

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