Wordywise

BLADE RUINER — incompetent knife grinder.

PRIMETHEUS — affectedly proper Greek god.

STAIR TREK — result of the lift breaking down.

GALAXY GUEST — visitor from outer space.

TAR WARS — rivalry among road-mending gangs.

SPICE COWBOYS — dodgy dealers in aromatic condiments.

IRONY MAN — someone who sees the incongruity in a situation.

MARR’S ATTACKS! — Andrew’s interview technique gets more aggressive.

MAD MARX — Karl loses his cool.

SOUPERMAN — Mr Heinz and his 57 varieties.

CLOSET ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND — unearthly experiences in the wardrobe.

BEATMAN RETURNS — reappearance of the traditional bobby on the street (some hope)?

R. Sutton, Dover, Kent.