A new fledgling in Madge’s love nest

ALL change among the hunky fledglings in the Madonna love nest. The voracious pop star has reportedly dumped one lover — Aboubakar Soumahoro, 26 — and replaced him with 31-year-old Kevin Sampaio (pictured). Or has she adopted them? As she might sing, it is too soon to tell (what the heck is going on).

Perhaps I don’t have to mention that both are male models, with airbag chests and brick-sized biceps? Of course not. If a 58-year-old male pop star made a habit of dating voluptuous models half his age, we’d be appalled. When Madge does it, it’s supposed to be a triumph for feminism — instead of what it really is: an embarrassment for her kids. Surely?

Still, I can see the advantages. You haven’t got an irritating old boy shuffling about looking for his spectacles and taking a nap after his last nap.

No one is asking you to trim his ear hair or if it’s OK to mow the lawn in his dressing gown (no). Plus you’ve got someone to run errands without complaining. Still, having to deal with all those hormones and young man energy! It must be exhausting for her, forever trying to prove to herself, her ex-husbands and everyone else that she’s still smokin’ hot.

Meanwhile, Kate Beckinsale was spotted kissing 21-year-old Matt Rife in Los Angeles. The 43-year-old star has fallen for the only handsome twentysomething in Hollywood who has managed to evade Madonna’s clutches.

Good luck to both these women. It’s going to be a long, hot summer of young love.