My research says these studies are daft...

tO CHEER you all up, here are my favourite new ‘studies’ released this week. All true!

A study published in Current Biology journal has found that howler monkeys with smaller testicles scream louder than their bigger testicled peers to compensate.

Research by Lancaster university found that most residents of Kendal found the Cumbrian town ‘quiet in the evenings’.

A hay fever study from Asthma uK Research has revealed that drinking gin could actually relieve the runny eyes and itchy nose symptoms that many sufferers experience.

Long distance love? A study in Psychological science found that people who were shown photos of puppies and bunnies next to a photo of their absent partner developed more positive associations with that partner than control groups. Just a thought — perhaps this is something Melania trump could try? Not the howler monkey theory, silly — the puppy pics.