Straight to the POINT

÷ SOME people are too stupid to have the vote (Letters). In the Post Office, I heard a woman say: ‘Flaming Brexit! Fancy voting to leave Europe. I mean where are they going to move the country to?’

Name and address supplied.

÷ WITH the rate of inflation creeping up, when will Poundland have to rename itself Fiverland?

TONY THOMPSON, Banbury, Oxon.

÷ A DAY of rage? An hour of quiet muttering is far more British.

ROS ELLIS, Ilford, Essex.

÷ SHOULD Brian May find himself on the same flight as me, I would be more than happy for him to have my window seat in economy in return for his recliner in firstclass, an ‘annoying’ 3ft from the window (Mail).

STEPHEN TONG, Pudsey, W. Yorks.

÷ HERE’S the 51st fact you never knew about ATMs (Mail): only a nutcase tries to withdraw cashews from a hole-in-the-walnut.

V. HEFTER, Richmond, Surrey.

÷ FORGET Pippa! It’s the Beckham children we’re going to be sick and tired of hearing about for the next decade.

ROS ROBINSON, Taunton, Somerset.