PAOLO MALDINI

SEVEN Serie A titles, five Champions Leagues, 902 games for AC Milan and 126 Italy caps. Aged 48, you might think he’d done his bit, but how absurd to see Maldini and his doubles partner Stefano Landonio qualify for the Aspria Tennis Cup, a professional Challenger Tour event which starts next Thursday in Milan. He’ll have turned 49 by then. Sickening, really.