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ARIES THERE are questions Mar 21 — Apr 20 you’re burning to ask, people you want to challenge and whims that simply need to be acted on. You’re ready for action. You’re in the process of complicating things and ruffling feathers. Life needs shaking up sometimes. As for consequences . . . well, you can think about those later, can’t you? You’re not going to listen to anyone who tells you to step back and think before you jump. So all I’ll say is if you’re going to follow your judgment, just be sure that you keep it clear. Confused? There’s a very special message waiting for you. In four minutes get the key to your future. Call 0906 751 5601. TAURUS WHEN I bought Apr 21 — May 21 my car, I didn’t notice that it had a ‘tracking’ issue. When the steering wheel is straight, the wheels point in a very slightly different direction. Over long journeys, if left to its own devices, the car would end up some distance from the original destination! Yesterday, we talked about using time to your advantage. A small change now will eventually make a big difference. You have the vision to see where you’re heading, you just need to make a move. Uncertain? There’s a very special message waiting for you. In four minutes get the key to your future. Call 0906 751 5602. GEMINI THROUGH trial May 22 — June 22 and error we learn what (or who) sets our blood boiling. We learn to avoid potentially challenging situations — it’s safer for everyone concerned! But isolationist philosophy isn’t sustainable. We can’t hide from everything we dislike. Sooner or later whatever we’re avoiding is going to come out of the woodwork and we have to deal with it head-on. But the planets suggest that this weekend, you’ll find the outcome to be delightfully different from the one you expect. Anxious? There’s a very special message waiting for you. In four minutes get the key to your future. Call 0906 751 5603. CANCER FROM soap June 23 — July 23 operas to fairytales, stories that inspire us have always been a powerful part of human culture. Figures such as King Arthur were woven into our histories, and used to legitimise royals, validate conquerors and motivate people into action. Nowadays, we know better than to believe in giant-slayers . . . we’re mere mortals, after all! But that doesn’t mean we’re not special. Your instincts are now heightened to a degree that makes them almost superhuman. Follow them this weekend. Worried? There’s a very special message waiting for you. In four minutes get the key to your future. Call 0906 751 5604. LEO PEOPLE often take such July 24 — Aug 23 opposing views on the same issue. Some believe that our flaws make us who we truly are, but others won’t stop trying to eradicate them. Perfection is their goal. It’s not confined to outward appearances either. When someone’s convinced that something is ‘wrong’, it can be almost impossible to change their minds. So what’s the vital missing ingredient we all need? Perspective. This weekend, just step back from a situation and see things in a whole new light. Confused? There’s a very special message waiting for you. In four minutes get the key to your future. Call 0906 751 5605. VIRGO STICKING our heads Aug 24 — Sep 23 in the sand often seems more appealing than facing the facts. If we refuse to acknowledge something then (fingers crossed) it will eventually go away, won’t it? Tempting as this is, it’s rarely a viable option. Especially not this weekend, when there’s much to be gained by standing strong. It’s all about how you approach your task. Some self-belief will help. So will remembering that what presents itself as a challenge often disguises an amazing opportunity. Uncertain? There’s a very special message waiting for you. In four minutes get the key to your future. Call 0906 751 5606. LIBRA DO YOU feel like the Sep 24 — Oct 23 King of the Swingers? Or is there a missing ingredient? I doubt if many orangutans read astrology columns! But, even if the Jungle VIP were scanning this I wouldn’t change my advice. There is no missing ingredient. No one came into this world with anything more than you did. Some may have had more help along the way, but that doesn’t make you less capable. In fact, it makes you more so. The only power you need to access this weekend is your own. Anxious? There’s a very special message waiting for you. In four minutes get the key to your future. Call 0906 751 5607. SCORPIO WE’VE all had Oct 24 — Nov 22 to let go of something at some point in our lives — whether it’s an emotion, a grudge or a person. Each time, it makes us feel vunerable. It’s impossible to anticipate how cutting a tie will make us feel. And it’s only with the passage of time that we begin to appreciate the braveness of our past choices. The cosmos is bringing you the clarity to re-evaluate a recent, important decision. You can stop doubting yourself, and begin, this weekend, to enjoy a new sense of freedom. Worried? There’s a very special message waiting for you. In four minutes get the key to your future. Call 0906 751 5608. SAGITTARIUS THE Nov 23 — Dec 21 other day, I was in the playground with my threeyear-old. Looking forlorn, he came to me. When I asked what was wrong, he said despondently: ‘Nicholas called me a mashed potato.’ Through stifled laughter I cheered him up, and he ran back to play with his friend, shouting: ‘Nicholas, you’re a magic bean!’ Sometimes, the problem isn’t what’s said but the intent behind the words. If you dig to find the motivation behind a message today, you’ll realise it’s not as dark as it seems. Confused? There’s a very special message waiting for you. In four minutes get the key to your future. Call 0906 751 5609. CAPRICORN THROUGHOUT Dec 22 — Jan 20 history, people who heard voices have been celebrated as prophets and honoured with the bequests of royalty. Nowadays, it’s more likely to provoke fear or require a cure. But what about the voice of our own inner conscience? Yours has been particularly active recently. There’s a nagging issue, and no matter what you do, you can’t just cure it or lock it away. This weekend, if you want to stop worrying, just deal with what you’re anxious about. It’s simpler than you think. Uncertain? There’s a very special message waiting for you. In four minutes get the key to your future. Call 0906 751 5610. AQUARIUS IN THE movie Jan 21 — Feb 19 127 Hours, mountaineer Aron Ralston (played by James Franco) had to make a terrible choice. Some decisions are harder than others. Now, I’m not advising you to set off up a mountain this weekend. Nor am I going to belittle your current conundrum. But, dare I suggest that you might be placing more significance on it than is warranted? We’re all guilty of creating cliff-hangers. Drama makes life more entertaining. But the choice you face is easy and pain-free. Once made, you can relax. Anxious? There’s a very special message waiting for you. In four minutes get the key to your future. Call 0906 751 5611. PISCES WE TEND to think Feb 20 — Mar 20 of life in terms of absolutes. Right is the opposite of wrong. Good is the opposite of bad. But have you ever met a truly good person? Someone with no hint of selfishness, or sarcasm? And likewise, has there ever been someone so evil that they’ve never done a good deed? I suspect not. Such a black-andwhite world doesn’t exist. Life is made up of many shades of grey. The cosmos highlights the value of considering the subtleties of a situation this weekend. Worried? There’s a very special message waiting for you. In four minutes get the key to your future. Call 0906 751 5612.