Outofthemouthsofbabes

ABOUT 27 years ago, my wife and I were taking care of a delightful three-year-old boy. while playing in the lounge, he suddenly broke wind. My wife looked at him and he looked at her. she said to him: ‘Pardon,’ with the general intention for him to repeat the word. His response was: ‘It wasn’t you, it was me.’ AlbertEdwardShort, Blackpool.