Look out, Royal Crawler alert!

A PRINCESS birthday party for your darling little girl? How utterly divine! And while that would be utterly marvellous, there is one incy-wincy challenge. How can the UK’s number one yummy-mummy out-yummy the other yum-mums? Sound a blast on the official Ye Olde Royal Crawler trumpet! For while Victoria Beckham might not necessarily know how to stitch a hem, she sure knows how to pull a string. Harper Beckham’s sixth birthday was held in Buckingham Palace — beat that, kids! That nasty business with David roaring and swearing because he still has not been knighted? It all seems to have been forgotten. The tea party was hosted by Prince Andrew and the Duchess of York, which seems to suggest the Palace has a very forgiving approach to black sheep in the fold. Proud dad posted a photo of Harper at the Palace on the family social media accounts (right). A hopeless breach of protocol, but what is the point of royal connections if you can’t brag about them?