Straight to the POINT

SORRY, Kirstie Allsopp, you’ll struggle to find an electrician willing to fit a washing machine in your bathroom (Mail). Water and electricity don’t mix. NICK KOKOLSKI, Colchester, Essex.

LOTTIE shows off her bottie in Shakespeare’s diary! A. C. SIMPSON, London E11.

KELLY BROOK thinks she and Monty Don would make a good TV gardening combo: his and herbaceous, curvaceous borders. V. HEFTER, Richmond, Surrey.

RAILWAY passenger Neil Armstrong faces a fine or even

jail for falling asleep on the train and missing his station. That’s one small stop for man, one giant leap for unkindness. F. HARVEY, Bristol.

HOW long do the women who never have any time (Mail) spend on social media? R. BARTLETT, Harefield, Middlesex.

IT’S a funny world in which the Shadow Chancellor can call for a female politician to be lynched and is cheered, while a Tory MP makes a crass remark and is suspended by her party. PETER STEEN, Bacup, Lancs.