Westminster wars ...

DUBBED the Maybot for her mechanical performance during the General Election, the Prime Minister confessed she shed ‘a little tear’ on hearing the disastrous results. Or was that, as one cynic asked, an oil leak?

WITH his credibility disappearing even faster than his hair, Boris Johnson told the EU they could ‘go whistle’ over their exorbitant divorce bill. they should not be so quick to dismiss the Foreign Secretary’s experience in this area — if anyone is an expert at avoiding costly divorce bills, it’s frisky Boris.

DIANE ABBOTT is rightly upset about racist, sexist and threatening abuse targeted at her. But how much more sympathy we would have if she had also condemned John McDonnell’s claim that Tories were murderers. Or Labour activists carrying models of the severed head of Theresa May on a spike with the caption ‘ditch the bitch’.

JEREMY CORBYN’S spin doctor Seumas Milne was snapped with a young blonde human rights lawyer in a bar, in what appeared a most amorous clinch. So much for Jennifer Robinson’s human rights credentials. Surely part of her brief is to protect the right to a family life — Milne is married with two children.