++Westminster Wars++

TALKING about the death of Night Of The Living Dead director George A. Romero, his co-producer insisted the legacy would live on, as zombies never die. The Tory Government is proof of that.

FeMALe Labour MPs have demanded an urgent redress of the gender imbalance in the Brexit negotiating team. Perhaps they could let Diane Abbott crunch the exit bill numbers.

SADIQ KHAN demands we should not roll out the red carpet for Pres- ident Trump on his state visit to Britain. Khan won 1.3 million votes to become London Mayor, while Trump secured 63 million. Time pipsqueak Khan got back to work sorting out the cycle lanes now paralysing the capital.

In oFFICe, Tony Blair said he’d make the world a better place for ‘our children and our children’s children’. True to his word he’s bought his kids homes worth a total of £ 8.4 million. other people’s children can’t get a fingernail on the housing ladder.