WHAT

is Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson saying as he holds a lizard during a visit to a New Zealand eco-sanctuary? Our weekly picture feature offers you the chance to write an amusing caption in the speech bubble in the picture. Staple, glue or tape it to a postcard and send it to: Caption Contest (884), Daily Mail, 2 Derry Street, London W8 5TT, to arrive by Thursday, August 3, 2017. The writer of the caption judged the best will win a £20 book token.

THIS week’s winner is Lou Frances of London W3, who has Princess Anne saying, as she curtsies to King Felipe of Spain:

Excuse the sugar cube in my hand, it’s habit