Westminster wars...

A CORBYNISTA video mocks the middle classes, suggesting one man got his job through his father. nepotism, how bourgeois. Yet Corbyn’s son Seb works for Shadow Chancellor John McDonnell, and John Prescott’s son David works for Corbyn. Jobs for the boys!

SCOTTISH Tory leader Ruth Davidson says the naughtiest thing she did was smoke cannabis as a teenager. Not true. The naughtiest thing she’s done is to eclipse Theresa May in both popularity and vote-pulling power.

FRIENDS claim Boris Johnson’s wife Marina is discouraging him from another leadership bid because she doesn’t want the ‘extra scrutiny’ it would bring. A simple solution, Marina: just get his zipper super-glued.

LIAM FOX and Michael Gove are at odds over allowing chlorine- washed poultry into the UK from America after Brexit. You’d think these headless chickens had better things to worry about.

MANY wondered what Theresa May’s ‘special adviser’ Fiona Hill did before she was sacked following the election disaster.

now we know. Fiona would never have let the PM appear on the first official day of her holiday wearing a £26 pink next dress exposing her shiny shins.