Straight to the POINT

OLYMPIC gymnast Louis Smith tells us that apart from Harry Potter, the only book he has ever read is his own autobiography (Weekend). So who wrote it?

DAVID HALLAS, Batley, W. Yorks.

THERE is a simple solution to the border problem: make Northern Ireland a duty-free zone within the UK.

GAVIN WYE, Ventnor, Isle of Wight.

BREXIT negotiators should know the best way to confront a bully is to call their bluff.

JOHN COLLINS, Chelmsford, Essex.

ACCRINGTON Stanley football club might be struggling, but I bet they are more fun to watch than most wealthy, dull Premier League clubs.

BOB PHILLIPS, Bristol.

GLAD to hear that the Comma butterfly hasn’t come to a complete full stop.

VINCENT HEFTER, Richmond, Surrey.

WILL Donald Trump resurrect John Wayne to serve in his administration?

H. WILLIAMS, Tenby, Pembrokeshire.

SO MUCH for global warming. My postman is wearing long trousers at the height of ‘summer’.

GEOFF PALMER, Beeston, Notts.

WE MIGHT have the option to change gender, but I will be remaining male. Have you seen the queue for the ladies?

DAVE GILBERT-HILL, Benwick, Cambs.

LGBTQ? Why no mention of heterosexuals?

LINDA STEELE, Bexhill-on-Sea, E. Sussex.