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‘I DON’T RELIEVE IT!’ — Victor Meldrew bemoans an ailment’s lack of response to his treatment. ‘I DON’T BELIEVE FIT!’ — Victor Meldrew’s expensive made-tomeasure suit has turned out three sizes too large.

‘I DON’T BELIEVE KIT!’ — Victor Meldrew’s shocked comment at person’s over-revealing clothes.

‘I DON’T BELIEVE WIT!’ — Victor Meldrew’s horrified response to a sick joke. ‘I DON’T BELIEVE ZIT!’ — Victor Meldrew aghast at finding a large spot.

Dave Cullen, Alwoodley, Leeds.