THIS IS (NOT) A BUST!

A Polish model has been spared prison for trying to steal £1,000 worth of designer gear from harrods.

The magistrate told natalia sikorska, 28, the court was going to treat her ‘more leniently than we should’ and not jail her because of her intelligence and ‘considerable talents’.

surely he couldn’t have been referring to the instagram pictures of her in a tiny strapless bikini?

i can’t help wondering whether, if she looked like Vicky Pollard from little Britain, she’d be eating prison food right now.