DESPITE

being paid a fortune for fronting L’Oreal’s anti-wrinkle cream campaign, Helen Mirren confesses she thinks the firm’s moisturiser probably does ‘f*** all’. She’s joined the ranks of celebs who can’t help saying what they really think about products they promote. Ian Botham once admitted: ‘Despite advertising the cereal, I wouldn’t eat Shredded Wheat. I don’t like sawdust with milk all over it.’ What next — Gwyneth Paltrow preferring a Big Mac to mung beans?