WHO ATE ALL THE PIES?

BOTH the Sky and Test Match Special commentary teams are lucky to be sent a bundle of Dickinson and Morris pork pies up from Melton Mowbray each Test but ours have been nowhere to be seen at Old Trafford. It’s been a real mystery but I think I’ve solved it. Could our very own Paul Allott, soon to be announced as Lancashire director of cricket, have nabbed all 24 of them?