Starting on BBC1, One Man And His Dogging

TWO open air contenders for You Couldn’t Make It Up today. First, boy Scouts have been told by elf ’n’ safety they shouldn’t sit on cold grass. Worried they may get a dose of the Farmer Giles, presumably.

Then we learn BBC’s Countryfile has been considering doing a programme on dogging, the daring rural pursuit of seeking al fresco sex with strangers.

How long before the Scouts introduce a dogging badge?

Dib, dib, dob!