NICK AND A VERY CLOSE SHAVE

NICK TIMOTHY, sacked as Theresa May’s joint chief of staff after the disastrous general election, is in trouble for shaving off his beard, as seen here. The Beard Liberation Front, (‘the informal network of beard-wearers’), is shocked. ‘Nick’s beard was iconic,’ complains spokesman Keith Flett. ‘It’s like Karl Marx without a beard!’

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