Footnote

to Friday’s mention of the Sussex police ‘trans equality champion’, Sgt Peter Allan, who had involved himself in a row about what kind of signs Marks & Spencer is allowed to put on the doors of its in-store customer toilets. Apparently, his latest campaign is aimed at forcing supermarkets to use ‘gender-neutral’ labelling on feminine hygiene products. Forget about You Couldn’t Make It Up. this is in a class of its own. Sgt Allan has invented a whole new sub-category — Mind How You Go meets Here We Go Looby Loo!