I TEND

to agree with Olympic gold medalwinning cyclist Sir Chris hoy that only people who have the body of a jockey should dare to appear in public wearing lycra. The popularity of cycling has led to our streets being infested with MaMIls ( middle- aged men in lycra), who seem to think the mere act of encasing their moobs and bulging tums in the stuff immediately makes them fitter. Chaps, all it does is make you look like a blancmange on wheels.