IT’S EAU DE FARMYARD

OH DEAR! Trinny looks as though cowpat has been smeared across her face — and apparently, she doesn’t smell much better.

This £100 skin treatment by French brand Biologique recherche contains live yeast extracts, and Trinny describes it as having a farmyard aroma — ‘healthy and outdoor but with a bit of poo in the air’.

Delightful. Leave it to soak into the skin for 20 minutes and it will allegedly purify and brighten the complexion (although the same can’t be said for your sense of smell).