TATTOOS MAKE THE UGLY UGLIER
TATTOOS often make beautiful people more beautiful, and edgier, but always make ugly people uglier and less edgy . . .
Being more or less eternally corpulent, I would live in fear of seeing my skin yo-yo across the contours of any tattoos if I ever succeeded in going on a diet. I was talked into getting a tattoo as Kate Moss was, is and always will be very persuasive, and pushed me into it as she was having one done at the same time in a godforsaken bar in Thailand.
I didn’t want to appear a weed and ended up with a boring black square, as I was doing a crossword at the time. I had it done on my wrist so my watch hides it.